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This edition of the College of Wooster's student run newspaper was published on April 1 of 2009, and it is eight pages long. Published on April Fools' Day, this paper features articles and images that are made up and meant to be jokes.
A new "Swipe it Up" program and policy is going to be put into place, charging people to enter any building. Seniors were given mini tootsie rolls and pizza bagels for turning in their IS because of budget cuts. The Wellness Center will be providing Black and Gold colored condoms for free in order to promote safe sex and school spirit. The Class of 2010 will receive a free Vespa during their march. The college's colony of capuchin monkeys will be relocated to the roof of McGaw. The basketball team will have new uniforms next year consisting of Snuggies.
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April Fools' Day, Wooster Vice
College newspapers; April Fools' Day
Editors, Wooster Voice, "The Wooster Voice (Wooster, OH), 2009-04-01" (2009). The Voice: 2001-2011. 488.